“If you could see it, if you’ve seen it, could you tell someone else about it without sounding fucking crazy?”
— EARTH MAN HE AIN'T GONE MAKE IT, 2026“You ever think about just changing your name to something fucking crazy?”
— SENSICALISH, 2026“You’re not the main character. You can die. Do you fucking get that?”
— A Kid Named Lost in Death City, 2026 [fiction]“everything is going to be so stupid forever”
— █ENDSTAGE!, 2026 [fiction]“There is the perpetual temptation to delete fucking everything.”
— Oh let me be only utter beauty I shall go quickly (𝐴-𝑍), 2023 [subscriber post]“Every accountant in hell is jerking off.”
— PALAVER TWIST xx: 𝐅𝐥𝐚𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐝 𝐀𝐯𝐚𝐭𝐚𝐫, 2023 [subscriber post]“I never signed up for any of this shit...”
— Normie Repellent, $5/mo., 2022“It’s too fucking late to panic now. The controls are set.”
“Anti-social and helpless is a hell of a thing.”
— ꜰᴏᴜʀ 𝑬𝒏𝒄𝒐𝒖𝒏𝒕𝒆𝒓𝒔 ᴏꜰ ᴛʜᴇ 𝑼𝒏𝒌𝒊𝒏𝒅 , 2024“Is writing more like shitting or jerking off in public?”
— sᔕᦓ𝕂ᴇ𝚃₵卄𝙋𝔸ᗪ (VＩＳＩＯＮＡＲＹ Ｔ𝙀𝙍𝙍𝙊𝙍) , 2023“I’ve been trying to make sense of the scam since.”
“It’s a hell of a thing to jump a man.”
— Actual Attack Documentation: Tactics, Techniques, and Procedures, 2026 [fiction]“I DON’T GIVE A FUCK FOR FORMATS.”
— ADVENT 1.1: The Apophoenix, 2021“What’s the worst joke you ever told?”
“Do not worry. 𝕀 𝕨𝕚𝕝𝕝 𝕗𝕚𝕟𝕕 𝕠𝕥𝕙𝕖𝕣 𝕨𝕒𝕪𝕤 𝕥𝕠 𝕓𝕣𝕖𝕒𝕜 𝕤𝕙𝕚𝕥.”
Quotations: Comedy / abrasion
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Selected lines grouped under comedy / abrasion.
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