The piece explains its own method
The work explicitly describes an earlier version called Protologia as being about “unadapted neologisms.” More importantly, it rejects novelty-for-novelty’s-sake and describes the practice as accepting forms that “fail pleasingly”. The local closing formula — Misunderslanging is its own logic — is practically a miniature ars poetica for the operation.
Phrase-level events the single-word scan cannot count
The 101-form table still misses a second layer: multiword lexical machines. Examples include CAPON STEERSTORIES, DIS–MAL RE–GALES YOU, WORDS OF WOE ORB, PAST EACH, PREACH, I AM SEECH, MAL ARIA BELL WETHER, A Jocular Englishing, Jokular Angerlashing of the Gendrarmy, A Yung Joctacular Tactical Engerlishing of the Gender Army, Mirlitonnage bricolblack ballockbrained ad aphra, Terrapaulin shadesails a lobal frown and the sound-spelling chain that mutates John Darn toward JIMDVINE.
Once those are counted, “roughly a hundred neologistic events” is a fairer description of the piece—without pretending every strange word began here.
101 strange forms
| Form | Kind | Local context |
|---|---|---|
alarious | Probable internal formation / engineered form | 3 This entry’d initially begun life as something called ‘ Protologia ’ that was going to be “about” some of my floatier unadapted neologisms . I should have you know: I do not set out with obnoxious explicitness to “ create novelty ,” I … |
all-a-mort | Probable internal formation / engineered form | All-a-mort wartz’n’all, |
angerlashing | Probable internal formation / engineered form | Jokular Angerlashing of the Gendrarmy, |
aphra | Rare / external / uncertain provenance | Mirlitonnage bricolblack ballockbrained ad aphra (handwriting trails off) . . . IF YOU'VE SUCCEEDED, YOU'RE CURRENTLY ENVISIONING A RULED NOTEBOOK PAPER TABLET. MAYBE YOU CAN FEEL IT IN YOUR HANDS. |
asemic | Rare / external / uncertain provenance | SCRAWLED NOTES JUST SHY OF ASEMIC, STICKENED STEMS: |
authoriterative | Probable internal formation / engineered form | The demi-urge to speak in the naTURALregister authorIterative voice of god. |
backlit | Rare / external / uncertain provenance | Night-sky purple, backlit. |
ballockbrained | Probable internal formation / engineered form | Mirlitonnage bricolblack ballockbrained ad aphra (handwriting trails off) . . . IF YOU'VE SUCCEEDED, YOU'RE CURRENTLY ENVISIONING A RULED NOTEBOOK PAPER TABLET. MAYBE YOU CAN FEEL IT IN YOUR HANDS. |
batswarm | Probable internal formation / engineered form | Batswarm, |
bedcloves | Probable internal formation / engineered form | unwell elf-fellows smoulder in strange shuddering bedcloves, |
bespittle | Rare / external / uncertain provenance | I am the spinebusting author of boundless novels novelettes novelties plectoreens thrumbolts and werecracks which continually retitle and bespittle themselves as viscounts or as marquesses marked-down misquoted discounted and thisspelled: |
bidizened | Corruption / mutation / damaged spelling | Dressed-down sloven or bidizened bazaar, |
blewn-up | Corruption / mutation / damaged spelling | To be read in any order or in NONE, to be blewn-up, to be green or be-gun. |
brainstem | Rare / external / uncertain provenance | Plastic saxophones and flapping soles, disconnected brainstem. |
bricolblack | Probable internal formation / engineered form | Mirlitonnage bricolblack ballockbrained ad aphra (handwriting trails off) . . . IF YOU'VE SUCCEEDED, YOU'RE CURRENTLY ENVISIONING A RULED NOTEBOOK PAPER TABLET. MAYBE YOU CAN FEEL IT IN YOUR HANDS. |
bronceado | Rare / external / uncertain provenance | BRONCEADO Y CANSADO, |
bulletswarm | Probable internal formation / engineered form | In truth I should run the fuck far away from the Internet, not permit the thing, but reality sheens like the misunderstood glint of bounced flourescence in the bulletswarm hailproof liquor store thick-glass and so so so on its shined sho… |
call-and-fucking-response | Probable internal formation / engineered form | Call-and-fucking-response. |
cansado | Rare / external / uncertain provenance | BRONCEADO Y CANSADO, |
cullable | Probable internal formation / engineered form | Gullible, cullable, culpable, gulpable: |
cyclopomp | Probable internal formation / engineered form | 2 You’ll have to take my word for it , and you’ll have to take with wide-eyed innocence , but the synchronicity-on-coincidence-on-apophenia levels are off-the-charts here, Believe! Believe! Believe! the insertion points of the etymology-… |
d'arm | Rare / external / uncertain provenance | Your nose still works, you’re not going to die, you’re merely disgusting and maladapted, young desert wanderer, axillary fragrant, jeune d’arm. |
darm | Corruption / mutation / damaged spelling | “John Darm!” |
demi-god | Rare / external / uncertain provenance | A demi-god — at least a king2! |
demi-urge | Rare / external / uncertain provenance | The demi-urge to speak in the naTURALregister authorIterative voice of god. |
disbelievably | Probable internal formation / engineered form | A series of unsequins disbelievably spattered. |
dorn | Corruption / mutation / damaged spelling | 2 You’ll have to take my word for it , and you’ll have to take with wide-eyed innocence , but the synchronicity-on-coincidence-on-apophenia levels are off-the-charts here, Believe! Believe! Believe! the insertion points of the etymology-… |
dum-ass | Probable internal formation / engineered form | Dum-ass dummymonde. |
dummymonde | Probable internal formation / engineered form | Dum-ass dummymonde. |
dvon | Corruption / mutation / damaged spelling | 2 You’ll have to take my word for it , and you’ll have to take with wide-eyed innocence , but the synchronicity-on-coincidence-on-apophenia levels are off-the-charts here, Believe! Believe! Believe! the insertion points of the etymology-… |
earfulls | Probable internal formation / engineered form | Err-foils and earfulls: |
englishing | Probable internal formation / engineered form | A.J.E., A Jocular Englishing, languishing, lingering under tonnage’s venomous tongue, barking irons sparking hot, unstruck-out, unvanquished environs a priori of scion exit escape alt delete we must repeat biblical cyclical die on your k… |
entry'd | Corruption / mutation / damaged spelling | 3 This entry’d initially begun life as something called ‘ Protologia ’ that was going to be “about” some of my floatier unadapted neologisms . I should have you know: I do not set out with obnoxious explicitness to “ create novelty ,” I … |
exotextuality | Probable internal formation / engineered form | 2 You’ll have to take my word for it , and you’ll have to take with wide-eyed innocence , but the synchronicity-on-coincidence-on-apophenia levels are off-the-charts here, Believe! Believe! Believe! the insertion points of the etymology-… |
flourescence | Corruption / mutation / damaged spelling | In truth I should run the fuck far away from the Internet, not permit the thing, but reality sheens like the misunderstood glint of bounced flourescence in the bulletswarm hailproof liquor store thick-glass and so so so on its shined sho… |
footfell | Probable internal formation / engineered form | Rust in oftentoes footfell softshoe shantilace old sod high burning you. |
frothcoming | Probable internal formation / engineered form | 5 A vulgrimoire was used in the creation of this gremlinic greymalkin but I shant be frothcoming with sea tales. Misunderslanging is its own logic. |
fu-cold | Probable internal formation / engineered form | Fu-cold and fucked-up, fuckold. |
fuckold | Probable internal formation / engineered form | Fu-cold and fucked-up, fuckold. |
fucktory | Probable internal formation / engineered form | And gender-arm in hammer swung and revealed riveting fucktory occident expectorate wet-wipe brainwash trickle-down rivulets dowse-write automatic lyrics, using The Sayings of the Desert Fathers as a master text, though they will disclaim… |
germain | Rare / external / uncertain provenance | St. Germain, Saint-Germain, Saint Germain. |
ghostracized | Corruption / mutation / damaged spelling | GHOSTRACIZED |
gremlinic | Probable internal formation / engineered form | 5 A vulgrimoire was used in the creation of this gremlinic greymalkin but I shant be frothcoming with sea tales. Misunderslanging is its own logic. |
greymalkin | Rare / external / uncertain provenance | 5 A vulgrimoire was used in the creation of this gremlinic greymalkin but I shant be frothcoming with sea tales. Misunderslanging is its own logic. |
gullions | Probable internal formation / engineered form | Cruel gullions, |
gulpable | Probable internal formation / engineered form | Gullible, cullable, culpable, gulpable: |
hailproof | Probable internal formation / engineered form | In truth I should run the fuck far away from the Internet, not permit the thing, but reality sheens like the misunderstood glint of bounced flourescence in the bulletswarm hailproof liquor store thick-glass and so so so on its shined sho… |
inappropriation | Probable internal formation / engineered form | Riddled, (inappropriation) |
inkastle | Probable internal formation / engineered form | INKASTLE KEPT: |
jarm | Corruption / mutation / damaged spelling | 2 You’ll have to take my word for it , and you’ll have to take with wide-eyed innocence , but the synchronicity-on-coincidence-on-apophenia levels are off-the-charts here, Believe! Believe! Believe! the insertion points of the etymology-… |
jerm | Corruption / mutation / damaged spelling | 2 You’ll have to take my word for it , and you’ll have to take with wide-eyed innocence , but the synchronicity-on-coincidence-on-apophenia levels are off-the-charts here, Believe! Believe! Believe! the insertion points of the etymology-… |
jeune | Rare / external / uncertain provenance | Your nose still works, you’re not going to die, you’re merely disgusting and maladapted, young desert wanderer, axillary fragrant, jeune d’arm. |
jimdvine | Corruption / mutation / damaged spelling | 2 You’ll have to take my word for it , and you’ll have to take with wide-eyed innocence , but the synchronicity-on-coincidence-on-apophenia levels are off-the-charts here, Believe! Believe! Believe! the insertion points of the etymology-… |
leafblower | Rare / external / uncertain provenance | the leafblower man |
lippart | Probable internal formation / engineered form | Naiad thirstwench lippart drip-drown, doubled in dorsal, streaming. |
litterbox | Rare / external / uncertain provenance | 3 This entry’d initially begun life as something called ‘ Protologia ’ that was going to be “about” some of my floatier unadapted neologisms . I should have you know: I do not set out with obnoxious explicitness to “ create novelty ,” I … |
lobal | Probable internal formation / engineered form | Terrapaulin shadesails a lobal frown, |
loups | Rare / external / uncertain provenance | 💙 étrange loups 🕳 e-Waste 💙 |
mal | Rare / external / uncertain provenance | DIS - MAL RE - GALES YOU |
marone | Rare / external / uncertain provenance | Mar-all, marone a mi, |
naturalregister | Probable internal formation / engineered form | The demi-urge to speak in the naTURALregister authorIterative voice of god. |
off-the-charts | Rare / external / uncertain provenance | 2 You’ll have to take my word for it , and you’ll have to take with wide-eyed innocence , but the synchronicity-on-coincidence-on-apophenia levels are off-the-charts here, Believe! Believe! Believe! the insertion points of the etymology-… |
oftentoes | Probable internal formation / engineered form | Rust in oftentoes footfell softshoe shantilace old sod high burning you. |
out-of-focus | Rare / external / uncertain provenance | Horsepower Torquemada, Lazarillo unfocused, out-of-focus, out of depth drop-out in the killing fields. |
perufict | Probable internal formation / engineered form | 2 You’ll have to take my word for it , and you’ll have to take with wide-eyed innocence , but the synchronicity-on-coincidence-on-apophenia levels are off-the-charts here, Believe! Believe! Believe! the insertion points of the etymology-… |
plectoreens | Probable internal formation / engineered form | I am the spinebusting author of boundless novels novelettes novelties plectoreens thrumbolts and werecracks which continually retitle and bespittle themselves as viscounts or as marquesses marked-down misquoted discounted and thisspelled: |
priori | Rare / external / uncertain provenance | A.J.E., A Jocular Englishing, languishing, lingering under tonnage’s venomous tongue, barking irons sparking hot, unstruck-out, unvanquished environs a priori of scion exit escape alt delete we must repeat biblical cyclical die on your k… |
protologia | Probable internal formation / engineered form | PROTOLOGIA I |
put-ons | Rare / external / uncertain provenance | Let-downs & put-ons. |
redunderlines | Probable internal formation / engineered form | 3 This entry’d initially begun life as something called ‘ Protologia ’ that was going to be “about” some of my floatier unadapted neologisms . I should have you know: I do not set out with obnoxious explicitness to “ create novelty ,” I … |
retcon | Rare / external / uncertain provenance | Retcon me into your memories. |
saint-germain | Rare / external / uncertain provenance | St. Germain, Saint-Germain, Saint Germain. |
seech | Probable internal formation / engineered form | PAST EACH, PREACH, I AM SEECH: |
setsail | Probable internal formation / engineered form | Again-again as-ever atoms setsail and I am in contact with the dead, and with machines. |
shadesails | Probable internal formation / engineered form | Terrapaulin shadesails a lobal frown, |
shant | Rare / external / uncertain provenance | 5 A vulgrimoire was used in the creation of this gremlinic greymalkin but I shant be frothcoming with sea tales. Misunderslanging is its own logic. |
shantilace | Probable internal formation / engineered form | Rust in oftentoes footfell softshoe shantilace old sod high burning you. |
sheens | Rare / external / uncertain provenance | In truth I should run the fuck far away from the Internet, not permit the thing, but reality sheens like the misunderstood glint of bounced flourescence in the bulletswarm hailproof liquor store thick-glass and so so so on its shined sho… |
shorn | Rare / external / uncertain provenance | Shorn, Breton shoe, |
silliseason | Probable internal formation / engineered form | Achieved and exhibited in silliseason forgotten penalty time, overrun runway. |
smalk | Probable internal formation / engineered form | Cats walk, grey smalk. |
smoulder | Rare / external / uncertain provenance | unwell elf-fellows smoulder in strange shuddering bedcloves, |
softshoe | Rare / external / uncertain provenance | Rust in oftentoes footfell softshoe shantilace old sod high burning you. |
spinebusting | Probable internal formation / engineered form | I am the spinebusting author of boundless novels novelettes novelties plectoreens thrumbolts and werecracks which continually retitle and bespittle themselves as viscounts or as marquesses marked-down misquoted discounted and thisspelled: |
steerstories | Probable internal formation / engineered form | CAPON STEERSTORIES, |
stickened | Probable internal formation / engineered form | SCRAWLED NOTES JUST SHY OF ASEMIC, STICKENED STEMS: |
synchronicity-on-coincidence-on-apophenia | Probable internal formation / engineered form | 2 You’ll have to take my word for it , and you’ll have to take with wide-eyed innocence , but the synchronicity-on-coincidence-on-apophenia levels are off-the-charts here, Believe! Believe! Believe! the insertion points of the etymology-… |
terrail | Rare / external / uncertain provenance | — Pierre Alexis Ponson du Terrail |
thirstwench | Probable internal formation / engineered form | Naiad thirstwench lippart drip-drown, doubled in dorsal, streaming. |
thisspelled | Probable internal formation / engineered form | I am the spinebusting author of boundless novels novelettes novelties plectoreens thrumbolts and werecracks which continually retitle and bespittle themselves as viscounts or as marquesses marked-down misquoted discounted and thisspelled: |
thrumbolts | Probable internal formation / engineered form | I am the spinebusting author of boundless novels novelettes novelties plectoreens thrumbolts and werecracks which continually retitle and bespittle themselves as viscounts or as marquesses marked-down misquoted discounted and thisspelled: |
timbous | Probable internal formation / engineered form | 2 You’ll have to take my word for it , and you’ll have to take with wide-eyed innocence , but the synchronicity-on-coincidence-on-apophenia levels are off-the-charts here, Believe! Believe! Believe! the insertion points of the etymology-… |
uncaptured | Rare / external / uncertain provenance | uncaptured covered tracks |
unsequins | Probable internal formation / engineered form | A series of unsequins disbelievably spattered. |
unstruck-out | Probable internal formation / engineered form | A.J.E., A Jocular Englishing, languishing, lingering under tonnage’s venomous tongue, barking irons sparking hot, unstruck-out, unvanquished environs a priori of scion exit escape alt delete we must repeat biblical cyclical die on your k… |
vinagrous | Corruption / mutation / damaged spelling | vinagrous mistakes, |
vulgrimoire | Probable internal formation / engineered form | 5 A vulgrimoire was used in the creation of this gremlinic greymalkin but I shant be frothcoming with sea tales. Misunderslanging is its own logic. |
wartz'n'all | Corruption / mutation / damaged spelling | All-a-mort wartz’n’all, |
wawonder | Corruption / mutation / damaged spelling | In truth I should run the fuck far away from the Internet, not permit the thing, but reality sheens like the misunderstood glint of bounced flourescence in the bulletswarm hailproof liquor store thick-glass and so so so on its shined sho… |
werecracks | Probable internal formation / engineered form | I am the spinebusting author of boundless novels novelettes novelties plectoreens thrumbolts and werecracks which continually retitle and bespittle themselves as viscounts or as marquesses marked-down misquoted discounted and thisspelled: |
xenochromaticism | Probable internal formation / engineered form | 2 You’ll have to take my word for it , and you’ll have to take with wide-eyed innocence , but the synchronicity-on-coincidence-on-apophenia levels are off-the-charts here, Believe! Believe! Believe! the insertion points of the etymology-… |
Why this one matters disproportionately
The piece brings several language systems together at once: learned diction, childish corruption, French and Spanish fragments, occult and literary vocabulary, vulgar morphology, speech errors, graphic segmentation, internal capitalization, folk etymology, fake etymology and machine-assisted insertion. The result is not simply lexical difficulty. It is language displaying its ability to mutate under pressure.
See also The JQD Word-Machine · The JQD word-machine · Corruption Chains · Neologism Types.
How extreme is it?
The 101 filtered forms occur across roughly 1,586 word-like tokens, or 63.7 filtered lexical outliers per thousand tokens. Among works of at least 1,000 tokens in the 212-publication snapshot, this is the highest density produced by the current conservative filter. Shorter pieces can score higher because a handful of mutations dominate a tiny denominator; Dagger sustains the pressure across a substantial text.
That distinction matters more than the raw rank. Dagger is not unusual because it happens to contain one spectacular invented word. It keeps changing the conditions of English sentence by sentence: archaism beside slang, Spanish beside faux-French, learned morphology beside vulgar compounding, names pulled apart by sound, misspellings retained as productive variants, and phrases temporarily behaving like individual lexical units.